—Episode I 884:1023 — 86.4%
01. 93:100 .930 I [s]u[pp]ose it was [k]ind of [i]m[p]l[i][c][i]t that [C]urt[i][s] was [p][r]e[p]a[r]ing to [e]x[p]and his [b]udding [s][e]x [b][u]sin[e]ss [i]nto [a]n en[t][r]e[p][r]eneu[r][i]al [e]nd[ea]v[o]r [i]n[s]t[ea]d [o]f [c]on[t]inuing to [s][l][a]ve a[w][a]y for a [p]etty [w][a]ge as a mer[c]u[r][i]al [i]n[d]e[p][e]n[d][e]nt [c]on[t][r]a[c]tor— [l][au]nching his [o]wn a[d]ult [f]ilm [s]tu[d]i[o] [b]y [c]on[t][r]ast was the [p][r]e[f]e[r]a[b]le [l][o]ng [t]erm [r][ou]te [t]oward [p][r][u][d]ent [f]inancial [s]ta[b][i]l[i]ty 02.91:106 .859 The [f][u][c]king guy had a [c][o]u[p]le [k]ids [a][f]ter all [a]nd [w]or[k]ing [f]ive [p]lus [d]ays [ea]ch [w][ee][k] in the [p]an[s]exual [p]orn [s]c[e]ne [d][i][d]n't [c]ome e[q]u[i][pp]ed [w]ith a Four Oh [O]ne [K] m[a]tch but [a]t the [s]ame time he [s]aid ent[r]e[p][r]eneu[r][i]a[ll][y] [s][p][ea][k]ing he [s]till wan[t]ed [t]o [s]t[a]y [i]n h[i]s [l][a]ne be[c]ause if he [s][ay] [l]aunched an [a]d[u]lt mov[ie] [c]ompan[y] [c][a]te[r]ing [s][o]le[l][y] to hete[r][o][s][e]xuals th[e]n he [e][s]tim[a]ted h[e]'d [l]ose at [l][ea][s]t [h]alf [o]f [h]is [au]dience 03. 74:81 .914 What you [m][ay] or [m][ay] not ent[i]re[l]y [r]ea[l][i]ze [C]urt [s]aid to [m]e [a]s we [s][a]t [a]t [L][a] B[r][a]z[a] on Elmwood [A]ve is that [g]ay men [c]onsume [q]uite a [b]it of por[n]o[g]raphy [a]nd this [n]ow [b]udding t[r][a]ns [a]n[g]le is [b][a][s]i[c]a[ll][y] a [s]t[r][ai]ght [g]uy [n][i]che [b]e[c]ause [h]ard[l][y] a[n][y] [h]ard[c]ore [h][o]m[o][s]exuals are [t]ru[l][y] [b]alls [d][ee]p [i]n[t]o ch[i][c]ks w[i]th [d][i][c]ks 04. 31:36 .861 I [e]ng[a]ged [i]n [a]n [e]xt[e]nded [i]nhal[a]t[i]on of our [r]ef[r]e[sh]ing [m]int [sh]i[sh]a and [s][l]ow[l]y [r]ea[l]ized eve[r]y w[or]d [C][ur]t just [s][ai]d [m]ade [c]omp[l]ete [s][e]nse 05. 77:96 .802 When you [c]on[s][i]der [i]t [p]ure[l][y] [m][a]the[m][a]ti[c]a[ll][y] I re[p][l]ied [c]onfi[d]ent[l][y] on a [p]er[c]entage ba[s][i]s a ch[i][c]k w[i]th a [d][i][c]k [i]s [s]t[i]ll [l]i[k]e what n[i]nety [f][i]ve [p]ercent [f]emale wh[i]ch [i]m[p]utes a r[a]tio of [o]ne [h][u]ndred [p]er[c]ent adj[a][c]ent [h]eter[o][s]exuality to the [p]orn[o] [c]on[s]umer [s]o it [m][a][k]es [c]om[p][l]ete [s]ense [g]ay [g]uys [r]e[m][ai]n a [l]ittle non[p][l]ussed about the [c]ate[g]o[r]y 06. 183:227 .806 Fu[ck]ing exa[c]t[l][y]! [C]urt [s]aid [s]mir[k]ing [s][l]ight[l][y] [a]s I [p][a][s]sed [h]im the [h]ose [a]s the [H]i[s][p][a][n]ic [s][er]v[er] [f]l[a]shed a m[a]tter-of-[f][a]ct [t][wo] th[u]mbs [u]p [s]ig[n]al in our [d]irection as we [c]on[t]in[ue]d to [d]i[s][c]uss the e[c][o][n]o[m]i[c]s of gay [p]orn in a [c]om[p][l][e]te[l][y] [m]o[n]o[l]ingual [m]a[nn]er— s[ur]e [C][ur]t [s]aid those p[er][c]entages [c]ould [f][l]u[c]tuate b[a]sed on the g[ir]l's [f]r[a]me and [o]bviou[s][l]y her [c][o][c]k [s]ize be[c]ause if she was [f]or exam[p]le a [p]etite [k]ind of [f]e[m]ale b[u]t with [a] [m][o]nster d[o]ng then you [m]ight be [l]oo[k]ing at [l]i[k]e [m][ay]b[e] [e]ven a [l][ow] [ei]ghty [ei]ght percent hete[r][o] [r][a]ti[o]— which [m][a][k]es [t][o]tal [s]ense [m][a]the[m][a]ticall[y] [s]p[ea][k]ing! I in[t]erje[c]ted [c]utting [C]urt off be[c]ause I knew h[e]'d [c][ea][s]e[l]e[ss][l][y] extr[a][p]o[l]ate this a[ss]e[ss]ment into h[a]lf [a] d[o]zen re[p]etitive ex[a]m[p]les of c[o]ck to b[o][d]y f[r][a]me [r][a]ti[o]s when I al[r]ea[d][y] not [o]n[l][y] tho[r]ough[l][y] un[d]er[s]t[oo]d the i[d]ea but in [f][a]ct int[r]o[d][u][c]ed the [d][a]mn ex[a]mple my[s]el[f]! 07. 107:131 .817 [B]ut [l]i[s]ten I [b]egan m[o]tioning in a vi[o][l]ent[l]y [c]ircu[l]ar torn[a]d[o] [l]i[k]e w[a]ve to a a [f]ive [f]oot th[r][ee] A[f][r][o]-Lat[i][n][o] ch[a]p k[n][o]wn [a]s [P]e[p]e Hoo[k]ah th[a]t w[e]'d in f[a]ct [n][ee]d a[n]other w[a]terpipe [a]l[m]ost i[mm][e][d][i]ate[l][y]— I should [b]e a[b]le [m]a[t]er[i]a[ll][y] a[ss]ist you [i]n th[i]s [e]n[t]ire [e]n[d]eavor I [s]aid on the [f]i[n]ance [s]ide at [l][ea]st— you're [d]e[f][i][n][i]te[l][y] the [p]oint [p]er[s]on [f][r]om the [p]or[n]og[r][a][ph] [a]ngle but [s][p]ea[k]ing to the [c][a][p]ital [s]ide let me [c]on[f]irm [f]or the [r]e[c]ord I just h[a][pp]ened to [p][r]o[c]ure this [a][pp] [c]alled [K][a]lshi 08. 92:92 1.00 [C][ur]t exhaled an [a]b[s][ur]d [a][m]ount of [s][m][o][k]e [a]l[m][o]st ex[c][l][u][s]ive[l]y thr[ou]gh his [n][o]se and [p]re-[e]m[p]tively [s][ai]d [n][o] he [d]i[d]n't k[n][o]w a[n]y [K]alsh[i]s so I [c]alm[l][y] expl[ai]ned [b][a]si[c]a[ll][y] th[i]s [i]s a [f]air[l][y] [s]o[ph][i][s]ti[c][a]ted [f]inancial [b][r]o[k]e[r]age that [l][e]t[s] [c]u[s][t]omers [t][r][a]de [c]omp[l][e][x] de[r]i[v]atives on the out[c]omes of [s]el[e][c]t [s][p]orting e[v][e]nts up t[o] and in[c][l][u]ding the N.B.[A]. [P][l][ay]offs 09. 66:71 .930 [S]o it's [b][a]si[c]ally [b]ookm[a][k]ing [C]urt [r]etorted to which [I] [r]e[p][l][i]ed h[au]ghti[l][y] [r]eg[ar]ding th[e] [p][r][o][b]a[b][i][l][i]ties [l][i][s]t[e]d on the [c]ont[r][a]cts [s]o y[eah] it's a [b]it higher [b]row than [b]etting with [c][r][i][m][i][n]al [b]oo[k]ies [b]ut sure in a [c][r]ude [m]a[nn]er of s[p][ea][k]ing you're [n]ot [c]om[p][l][e]te[l][y] in[c]o[rr]e[c]t 10. 70:83 .843 [B]ut my [p]oint is I [e]xtra[p]o[l]ated [b][y] [e]m[p][l]oying m[y] [d]ee[p] k[n]ow[l]edge of [p]ro[f]essio[n][a]l [b]as[k]et[b][a]ll I [c]ould [m]a[n]age a [m]o[d]est [p]ort[f][o][l]i[o] that hy[p]oth[e]ti[c][a][ll][y] [c]ould gr[o]w ex[p]o[n][e]nti[a][ll][y] b[y] the t[i]me of the F[i][n]als and [C]urt [c]ut me off t[o] [c]on[c]l[u]de the exch[a]nge with the [ph]r[a]se [F][u]nd m[y] b[i][s]exual [a]d[u]lt [f]ilm [s]tart[u]p?
—Episode II 859:981 — 87.6%
01. 60:73 .822 The [A]mt[r][a]k to [M][a]nh[a]ttan was surp[r]ising[l][y] enough i[mm][ea]sura[b][l][y] [b][e]tter [b]y [d]int of [b][e]ing [u]n[d]er [c]on[s]tr[u][c]tion— with the wh[o]le [b][i]st[r][o] a[r][e]a [f]or[c]i[b]l[y] shi[f]ted to a [r][e]g[i]on [w][i]th [w]ell po[l]ished [f]ull [w]all [w]ind[o]ws [o]ver[l]ooking [r][u][s]ted b[u]t [a]ngular [s]toref[r][o]nts of [a]n aging mall 02. 68:69 .986 The [s][k][y] [l][i]ne was a [c][r][y][s]t[a]l [c][l]ear ite[r]ation of [b][l]ue [a][b][o]ve the [b]u[i]ld[i]ngs and I [f]elt [a]n [a]b[s]tr[a][c]t [s][a]tis[f][a][c]tion [a]s I [s]ipped my [s][m]all [i]ced A[m]e[r]i[c]an[o] [th]at [th]e ba[r][i][s]ta [o]nly [f]illed hal[f] [u][p] in the to-g[o] [c][u][p] [f]or [r][ea]sons th[a]t [a]t the [t][i]me [e]n[t][i]re[l]y [e][l]uded me 03. 124:139 .892 [M]a[s][q]ue[r][a][d]ing a[r][ou]nd [K]o[r]ea[t][ow]n l[a]ter that [d][ay] a food [t][r]u[c]k "[w]hite [s]auce" [w]ould [o]nce [m]ore [r][u]in [a]n [a][f]tern[oo]n aw[ay]— i[f] a per[s]on con[s][i]dered [i]t at [l]ength they were [r][ea]ll[y] i[rr]ed[ee]ma[b]le [f][u][c]ks these [f]ood t[r][u][c]k [c][u]nts e[q]u[i][pp]ed w[i]th their [f]aux [t]zatz[i][k][i] they [i]n[s][i][s][t]ed on [s][q]uirting all [o]ver their de[l][i]c[i]ous [f][a][l][a][f]els yet it was [o]n[l]y a [c]ou[p]le h[ou]rs a[f]ter when [I]'d [f][i]nd m[y][s]el[f] at the [s]traight [l][i]ne [b]ar of Udon [L]abs [s][i][pp][i]ng T[o][k]i H[i]gh[b]alls and ob[s][e][ss]ive[l][y] m[a][k]ing n[o]tes on [p][o]t[e]ntial [b]ets I [c]on[s]idered to [b][e] [b][a]si[c]a[ll][y] venture [c]a[p]ital 04. 104:113 .920 There was a [r][ea]l [t]e[c]h[n][i][q]ue [t]o [c]on[s][t][r]u[c]ting a highball [th]at [th]ey'd m[a]stered [a]t Udon [L][a]b which I [p][er][s]o[n]a[ll]y [f]or my [p]art [f]ound [r]e[f][r]eshing—s[ur]e it [s][ee]ms [ea]s[y] e[n]ough to [s][p][r]ay [s]ome [s]eltzer and [s][c]otch in[t]o a [t]all g[l][a]ss [b]ut the [r]e[a][l][i]ty [i]s the [r][a]tio of car[b]o[n][a]ted [w]ater to [w]his[k][y] [n][ee]ds to b[e] [c]al[c]u[l][a]ted [t]y[r]a[nn]i[c]a[ll][y] if [n]ot the p[a][t][r]on will be d[r][i]n[k][i]ng a [s][c][o]tch [o]n the [r][o][c]ks or [e]ven [w]orse a [f]i[f]t[ee]n d[o][ll][ar] [s]par[k][l]ing [w][a]t[er] 05. 113:140 .807 As I exited the [b]ar [p][r]ior [t]o [p][o][pp]ing in[t]o a [b]a[s]ement [s][p][o]t that [s]erved a [m]eat[l]ess [r]a[m]en that was [s]a[d][l][y] [p]e[d][e][s]t[r]ian I [s][t]ared u[p] in[t][e]nt[l][y] h[a]l[f] in the b[a]g in[t]o the [F]r[i]day n[i]ght [s][k][y] of [S]ixth and W[e][s]t Thirty [S][e][c]ond a[c]tua[ll][y] in a [s]tate of [s]ob[r]iet[y] [r]e[l]ative[l][y] [s][p][ea][k]ing and [r][ea][l]ized [th]at [th]is'd [b]e the [l]ast t[i]me [I]'d [b]e on this [b][l][o]ck [b]efore my [s]on [p]o[pp]ed [ou]t [b]ut al[s]o [r]e[c]o[ll]e[c]ting a [r]e[c]ent Game [S]ix that o[cc]urred be[t]ween the Or[l]an[d]o M[a]gic [a]nd [D]e[t]roit P[i][s]t[o]ns— [o]ne [w]here I m[a]de what [s][ee]med to m[e] to b[e] a [s]ound [w][a]ger 06. 111:134 .828 The Or[l]an[d]o Magic [l]ed the [c]on[t][e]st by [t]wenty [t]wo [a]t h[a]l[f][t]ime y[e]t were [s]omehow [s]till [d]e[f][ea]ted by [f]our[t][ee]n [w]h[i]ch [i]s [w]h[y] it [s][ee]med l[i]ke a [s]ound [w][a]ger in the [f]irst [h][a]l[f] be[f]ore the [g][a]me even [g]ot [o]ut [o]f [h][a]nd [w]h[i]ch [i]s [w]h[y] [I] [a][c]tua[ll]y [a]dded to the b[e]t to [c]o[ll][e][c]t a [l]ittle [e]xt[r]a margin th[e]n at the b[r][ea]k [t]urned off the damn g[a]me [th][i]n[k][i]ng as[t][u]tel[y] I [th]ought [th]at a [t][ea]m [p][u][t]rid en[ou]gh to [s][c]ore j[u]st thirty eight [p]oints in a h[a]lf of [b][a][s][k]et[b]all [t]railing by [t]wenty [t]wo [c]ould never [i]n a [b][i]ll[i]on [s]ol[s]t[i]c[e]s [c]ome [b][a][c]k in the [s]e[c]ond h[a]lf 07. 79:88 .898 This [B]an[c]hero w[a]s [a][ll]eged[l]y the [b]est p[l]ayer on the M[a]gi[c] [a]nd I [a][c]tua[ll]y [l]eft my [s][p][are] [b]ed[r]oom [s][l][a]sh [p][r][ayer] [r]oom to in[f]orm my [l]ove[l]y w[i][f]e [I]'d j[u]st w[o]n s[o]me m[o]ney [a]t h[a]l[f][t][i]me th[a]t [I]'d [f][i]na[ll]y [s]tarted [t]o [t]urn my [l]uck a[r]ound th[a]t [a]t this [r]ate Curt[i][s][']s [p]orn[o] [s]tudi[o] would [p]o[ss]i[b][l][y] get [b][a]nk[r][o]lled [s]u[cc]e[ss][f]u[ll][y] [a][f]ter all 08. 78:82 .951 Yet I'd [s]adly [s]pend the [n]ext [s][i]xty m[i][n][u]tes or [s]o w[i]t[n][e][ss][i]ng [i]n d[i]s[b]elief [B][a]n[c]he[r][o] [a]nd his [c][o]horts m[i]ss shots th[a]t my dead [g][r][a]nd[m]a [c]ould have [f]u[c]king [m][a]de [f]rom the [g][r][a]ve— [p][l][ay]ing [l]i[k]e a [c]o[ll]e[c]tion of muti[l][a]ted [c]or[p][s][e]s ag[ai]nst a [d]i[l]a[p]i[d][a]ted [D]et[r]oit [s][q]uad that [l]oo[k]ed who[ll]y [m]o[r]ibund [l][i]te[r]a[ll]y [m][i]n[u]tes [p][r]ior 09. 122:143 .853 'What [a]n [a]bsolute f[u]cking di[s]g[r][a]ce' I [m][u]ttered to [m][y][s]elf as a [s][i][l]ent [r][a]ge [m]ounted w[i]th[i]n the [t]ota[l]it[y] of [m]y bo[d][y] as I [t]ri[p]led [d]own u[p]on my [b][e]t [b]e[l]ieving y[e]s—[B][a]n[c]hero would h[a]ve to [m]ake a [b][a]s[k]et eventually [th][a]t [th]e [M][a]g[i]c [c]ould [s]omehow [s][a]lv[a]ge this [m][a]el[s]trom of [n][o]n[s]ense [p][l]us with the [o]dds [n]ow [c]om[p][l][e]te[l][y] [a]gainst [m][e] [m][y] [m][i]nor [a]dd[i]t[i]on would've [n]etted [m][e] [e]ons [m]ore than [m]y [i][n][i]t[i]al [w][a]gers yet Paolo [w]ould in f[a][c]t [n]ever m[a][k]e a[n]other [b][a][s][k]et [n]ot un[t]il gar[b]age [t]ime when the [P][i][s]t[o]ns [b][a][s]ica[ll]y g[i]ft[e]d h[i]m a [p][i]ty [l][a]y-u[p]
—Episode III 422:441 — 95.7%
01. 77:80 .963 I was [c]on[s]idering the [p]r[o]s [a]nd [c]ons of g[a]mb[l]ing on[l][i]ne at [s][c]ale when [I] [r]ea[l][i]zed the [t][r]ue dy[s][t][o][p]ia of [our] [m][ar][k]et e[c]o[n]o[m][y] [i]sn't the [c][r][i][m][i][n][a]l [l][i]te[r][a][c][y] [o]f [ou]r e[l][e][c][t]o[r][a]te but [i]n[s]t[ea]d [i]n [i]ts [l]ewd [s][o]c[i]al in[t]e[r][a]ctions— even [a]t (just for ex[a]mple!) a [l][o][c][a]l d[i][s][c]ount f[i]tn[e][s]s [c]enter 02. 183:183 1.00 The [c][a][p]ita[l]ist [s][t][r]u[c]ture [s][t][r][o]ng-[a]rms the v[a][s]t [m]ajo[r]ity of [s]ocial [m]in[u]tia into [r][u]th[l]ess [r]ole [p][l]aying where the [m][e]d[i][a]n h[u][m]an [b][e][i]ng [m]ust [b]e[c]ome [c]on[s][u][m]er or [p][r]o[p][r][i]et[or] or [s]er[v]ice [p][r]o[v][i][d][er] or un[d]er[p]aid em[p][l]oy[ee]— you [s][m][i]le [p]o[l][i]te[l][y] at [s][o]me [f][u]ck [m]a[k]ing twelve [d][o][ll][ar]s an h[o][ur] at a [P][l]a[n][e]t [F][i]t[n][e]ss and [n][ow] you've [e]n[t]ered in[t][o] a [c]on[s][u]mer-[e]m[p][l]oy[ee] [r]e[l]a[ti]on[sh]ip [o]ne that'll in[e]vita[b][l][y] [b]e[c][o]me [t][or]n [t]o [sh][r][e]ds when you [r]e[p][or]t a [t][r][ea]dmill to [b]e hi[cc][u][p]ing j[u]st s[l]ight[l]y not [b]e[c][au]se you [l]ike [c]om[p][l][ai][n][i]ng and [m][a][k][i]ng [m][or]e work f[or] [p][eo][p]le ear[n]ing [e]ss[e]ntia[ll][y] [p]overt[y] [l][e]vel w[a]ges [b]ut [b]e[c]ause you [c]on[s][i]der [i]t [b][a]d for [s]ome [a][ss]hole [t]o [t]ear their A.[C].L. on a d[a]mn [t][r]eadmill you just [r][a]n on 03. 68:80 .850 [B]ut [c]a[r]ing [a][b]out [A][c]hilles [t]endons [i]s a [b][r][i]dge [t]oo f[ar] in the [m][ar][k]et e[c]o[n]o[m]y [b]e[c]ause you've [n]ow sh[a]me[l]ess[l]y [e]n[g][a]ged [i]n a [n]onver[b]al [g]r[ee]t[i]ng w[i]th an em[p][l]oy[ee] [b]ut as a [c]ons[u]mer [c]onf[u]sing the [p]ure[l][y] [b][u]sin[e]ss re[l]a[ti]on[sh]ip [s][i]m[p][l][y] [b]y exh[i][b][i]t[i]ng a [m]ere [m]odi[c]um of [c]ordia[l]ity 04. 94:98 .959 You l[ea]ve the [d]is[c][ou]nt gym[n]asium [n][ow] k[n]owing [b][e]yond [a] d[ou]bt that [c]aring [a][b][ou]t the well [b][e]ing [o]f [o]thers or [s]im[p][l]y [a][c]ting [c]ordial to [c][a][p]ita[l]ist w[a]ge [s][l][a]ves is fun[d]amenta[ll]y [d][i][s]a[ll]owed [i]n th[i]s r[o]te [d][y][s][t][o][p]ia as you [t]a[k]e [n][o]te [o]f [a] [s][k][i][nn]y [C]au[c]asian [k][i]d [c][l]utching his girl's [b][a][c]k [a]s they [s][p]eed [a][l]ong [a] [b][r][i][c]k [c][i]ty [r][o]ad on a [m][u]n[i][c][i][p]al [i]ss[ue]d [m][o]tor [s][c]ooter
—Episode IV 441:466 — 94.6%
01. 45:54 .833 In any [c]ase I was [c]on[s][i][d]e[r][i]ng [d][i][s]cern[m]ent [s]ans [o]bject when I [m][a]de the [o]bser[v][a]tion [K]evin [D]u[r]ant was [s][i]tt[i]ng [o]n the [R][o][ck][e]ts [b][e]nch in [s]treet [c][l]othes at the [b]eg[i]nn[i]ng of [G][a]me One a[g]ainst the [L].[A]. [L][a][k]ers 02. 64:72 .889 It [s]t[r][u][c]k m[e] as a [b]it f[u][nn][y] [b]e[c][au]se I'd j[u]st [b]et a [s][u]b[s]tantial [s][u]m [o]n the [R][o][c]kets and k[n]ew [f]or a [f][a][c]t [D]u[r][a]nt ([a]n [a][c]tive [T]witter sh[i]t [t]al[k]er) [h][a]d b[ee]n [h][ea]lthy [a]t the [e]nd of the [d]amn [s]eason [s]o how the [f][u]ck w[a]s it [p][o][ss]i[b]le he g[o]t [i]njured [b]e[f]ore the [b]eg[i]nn[i]ng of the [p]layo[ff]s 03. 69:70 .986 It [d]i[d]n't h[e]lp wh[e]n [L][u]ke [K]ennard— who [l][oo][k]ed [l][i][k]e a g[uy] who [c]ould be [f]u[ck]ing [f][i][l]ing m[y] taxes— [sh]ot ba[s]i[c]a[ll][y] [o]ne h[u]n[d]red [p]er[c]ent from [d][ee][p] [a]s I [s][a]t [s]mo[k]ing [sh][i][sh]a [n]ext to [C]urtis w[i]t[n]e[ss][i]ng [m]y [m]oney [d][r]i[p] [s][l]ow[l]y [d]own a [d][r]ain of [a]n [i]nex[p][l]i[c]able [K]evin [D]u[r][a]nt [a]bsence 04. 123:140 .879 'If [sh]e [h]ypotheti[c]ally [sh][o]ved that [h]oo[k]ah [h][o]se [r]ight [u]p her ass would you [s]till [s]m[o][k]e it?' [C][ur]t[i]s [q]ue[r]ied in [r][e][f]e[r]ence to the [w][ai]t[r]ess who [s][er]ved [i]t and in a [w][ay] I [c]ould [r]e[l][a]te to [D]u[r]ant's [s][e]l[f]-[d]e[s]t[r]u[c]tive on[l]ine t[e]n[d][e]n[c]ies— in a [s][e]nse [K][e]v[i]n [i]s the [a]th[l][e]t[i][c] [a]vat[ar] [o]f [our] [e][r]a [i]n h[i]s [i]n[t]ern[e]t [e]fforts— [c]alling his [c]u[rr][e]nt [r]un-[m]ates [l]ite[r]al [r]e[t]ards in di[r][e]ct [m][e][ss]ages on [s]ocial [m][e]d[i]a [a][pp]s th[a]t in[e]vitab[l][y] g[e]t [l][ea]ked to [s]o-[c]alled [r]e[p][or]ters who're [l]ittle [m][or]e than infor[m][a]t[i]on [a]g[e]nts— the [R][o][ck]ets [l][o]st by a [l][ar]ge [m][ar]gin 05. 140:130 1.08 [P]e[r][o] [d]e t[o][d][o]s m[o][d][o] aho[r]a [e][s]tu[d]i[o] [e]s[p]an[o]l y es [m]uy buen[o] [p]a[r]a mi— [E][s][p]an[o]l [e]s a[s][o][b][r][o][s]a[m]ente [m][uy] [f]a[c][i]l— [e][s]cr[i][b]o l[i][b][r][o] en ing[l]es [p]e[r][o] ing[l][e]s [e]s [f]eo [p]a[r]a [m]i— y[o] [c]am[b]i[o] ing[l]es [c]uand[o] [e][s][c]r[i][b][o] [s][i]ent[o] m[uy] [b]uen[o] [c]uand[o] ha[b][l][o] e[s][p]an[o]l— n[o] [m]e gusta [m]uch[o] ing[l]es— '[p]e[r][o] [d]e t[o][d][o]s [m][o][d][o]' [l]e [d]ije [a] [l][a] [c][a][m][a][r]e[r][a] [c]on el buen[o] [c]ul[o] 'in[t]en[t]a[r]e [f][r]ij[o]les [c]on a[rr][o]z [c]on [n][o] [c]ar[n]e p[or] [f]a[v][or]— soy [v]ege[t]a[r]ia[n][o]'
—Episode V 216:246 — 87.8%
01. 91:100 .910 [L]isten [I]'d [n][e]ver out[r][i]ght a[ll]ege that [r]ead[ing] and wr[i][ting] are [n]e[c]e[ss]a[r]i[l][y] [p]ure [e]vil [b]ut at the [s]ame time I [p]er[s]ona[ll][y] [b]e[l][ie]ve you [c]an [m]a[k]e a [l][e]g[i]t[i][m][a]te argu[m][e]nt that [a]n [e][l]e[c]to[r][a]te [c]an [b]e[c]ome [p]erha[p]s o[m][i]n[ou]s[l]y [l][i]te[r][a]te— that [s]o[c][i]et[y] [c]ould [b][e] de[p]r[i]ving it[s]elf [b]y [sh][u]nning long-[f]orm im[p][r][o]vis[a][ti][o]nal [p][o]d[c]ast [sh]it tal[k] in [f][a]vor of [c]om[p][o]sed [p][r][o]se 02. 56:63 .889 [Y]et [y]ou [c]an [o]n[l][y] [c]omp[l]ain s[o] f[u][c]king m[u]ch a[b]out the [c]ards you in[e]vita[b][l][y] g[e]t [d][e]alt [i]n th[i]s [l]ife and [m]y [m]ore i[mm][e][d][i]ate [p][r]io[r]it[ie]s were obv[i]ou[s]l[y] a[tt]em[p][t]ing [t]o [d][i]g [m]ysel[f] out [f][r]om this [d]ee[p] [M]agic-[R]ockets [d][i]vet I'd [d]ug [i]n[t]o 03. 69:83 .831 Du[r][a]nt [a]nd [B][a]n[c]he[r]o th[ey] were [b][a][s]i[c]a[ll][y] [s][c]um[b][a]gs in [m][y] [m][i]nd— and the [n]ow who[ll][y] A[m]eri[c]an vio[l]ent [n]eed to [c]on[s]ume [l][i][m][i]t[l]ess [b]ooks w[a]s [a] [s]tep in a [d]ire [d]irection for our [n]ation— [b]ut the [b]ottom [l]ine was I [n]eeded to [b]e[c]ome v[i]go[r][ou]s[l]y a[n][a][l][y]t[i][c]al [a][b]out this wh[o]le Denver-M[i][nn][e][s][o]ta [s]e[r]ies
—Episode VI 495:520 — 95.2%
01. 48:53 — 90.5% '[B]ut have you ever [ea]ten a [p][ie][c]e of [p]r[i]me [b]u[ss]y' [C]urti[s] o[p][i]ned as I [s]i[pp]ed a t[e]n [p]er[c][e]nt [B][e]lgian [b]eer that—[l]ike all the [s]o-[c]alled [c][r][a]ft [b][r]ews in that [p]arti[c]u[l]ar [s][p]ot— just [c]om[p][l][e]te[l][y] [l][a][c]ked an[y] a[pp][ea]l to m[e] 02. 50:54 — 92.6% 'The bottom line' [C]urt[i]s [c]ont[i]n[u]ed 'is [y]eah [y]ou [w][a]nt [a] w[h]ore [w]ith a [d][e][c]ent [h]og that [c]an [s]till sh[oo]t a vo[l][u]m[i][n][ou]s [l]oad— [n]ot j[u]st [s][o]me [c]ute e[n]ou[gh] [l]a[d][y]boy with a [c]o[c]k that [f][u]n[c]t[i]ons [l][i][k]e m[i]ne a[f]ter ch[u]gg[i]ng n[i]ne vod[k]as' 03. 75:82 — 91.5% 'S[ur]e the [g][ir]l [c]an have a [n]i[c]e e[n]ough t[ur]d [c]utter I [g]uess [b]ut you al[s]o [n]eed to [r]e[m]em[b]er we're [n]ot [i]n the [b][u]si[n][e]ss of [s][i]m[p]ly [m]a[k]ing [h]o-[h]um [p]or[n]og[r]a[ph]y [h]ere— th[i]s [i]s [u][pp]er [c][r][u]st [s][p]ecial [i]nter[e]st [a]d[u]lt [f][i]l[mm]a[k]ing and [p]r[e][m][i]um [f]em [c]o[ck] doesn't just [m][a]tter-of-[f]a[c]tl[y] grow on [t]r[ee]s in [C]u[p]er[t][i][n][o] you k[n][o]w what I [m][ea]n' 04. 62:67 — 92.5% '[E]very [b][eer] I g[e]t h[ere]' I [s]aid '[i]n[e]v[i]ta[b][l][y] [t][a]stes [e][ss][e]ntia[ll][y] [l]i[k]e [a]nal [c]avit[y] [e]ver[y] [t][i]me and wh[i]le th[i]s [i]s the [b]est [b]eer I've [d]rank to [d]ate to [b]e [f]air it [s]till [f]eels [l][i][k]e [I]'m [b]a[s]i[c]a[ll]y [c]on[s]u[m]ing a [M]i[ll]er [L]ite with a sh[o]t [o]f J[i]m [B]eam [t][o]ssed [i]n[t]o [i]t' 05. 72: 77 — 93.5% [I] in[q]u[i]red if the [ph][r][a]se she-m[a]le was [n]ow [p]o[l][i]t[i][c]a[ll]y [i]n[c]o[rr]e[c]t [i]n the [p]orn [a][r]e[n][a] at [l]east [b]e[c]ause I [d][e][f][i][n][i]te[l]y [d]i[d]n't wa[nn]a o[ff][e]nd a[n]y[b][o][d]y [o]n the [o][ff] ch[a]nce I h[a]d to [s]to[p] [b][y] a [s]et to [p]ro[v][i]de [C]urt with a [p]o[ss]i[b]ly [i]m[p]ortant [i]n[v]e[s]tment u[p]d[a]te on [s]ome [o]dd [o][cc][a]sion 06. 188:187 — 100.5% 'Ay I don't w[a]nn[a] [t][a]lk [p]o[l][i][t][i][c]s' [C]urt re[t]orted— '[b]e[l]ieve m[e] no[b]od[y] [i]n th[i]s [s][p][o]t w[a]nts to [l][i][s]t[e]n to my [p]o[l][i]t[i][c]al o[p][i]n[i]ons even [i][f] [f]ran[k][l][y] my [l][ea]nings are entire[l][y] [c]o[rr]e[c]t [b]e[c]ause if I'm [b][e]ing ho[n]est these [c]o[rr]upt De[m]o[c][r]ats they're [b]a[s]i[c]a[ll]y all [l]eft[i]st [l][u][n]a[t][i][c]s [r][u][i]n[i]ng th[i]s [c]oun[t][r]y with [c][o][mm]un[i]st po[l][i][c]ies that [b][o]ttom [l][i]ne f[u][c]k [s][m]all [b]us[i]n[e]ss[m][e]n [l][i][k]e [u]s— [N]i[k]o you're a[tt]em[p][t]ing [t][o] [d][o] [s]omething un[b]e[l][ie]va[b][l][y] u[p][s]t[a]n[d]ing [a]nd ge[n]erous [b]y [m][a][k]ing w[a]gers on these p[l][a]yoff g[a]mes to [b]oost our e[c]o[n]o[m]y [b]ut a g[uy] l[i][k]e fu[ck]in Joe [B][i]den [w]ould [w]a[nn]a [t]ake your [w][i][nn][i]ngs and p[r]o[b]a[b][l]y g[i]ve [i]t to [s]ome [b][l][a][c]k [t][r][a]ns [a][c]t[i]v[i]st [a][ss]h[o]le who [f]or all I kn[o]w I'm [p]ro[b]a[b][l]y em[p][l]oying on my [f]u[ck]ing [s]et as w[e] [s][p][ea][k]!'
—Episode VII 522:607 — 86.0%
01. 75:91 82.4% It w[a]s j[u]st a[b]out [t][i]me [f]or the [s][e]v[e]nth and [f][i]nal [c]on[t]est of the [B]o[s]ton-[Ph]il[a]del[ph]i[a] [s]eries to [b]eg[i]n and [C]urt[i]s [i]n[f]ormed m[e] h[e] [th][ou]ght [th]e [o]dds were [s]till un[f]airly [s]tacked a[g]ainst the [S][i]xers [g][i]v[e]n J[ay][s][o]n T[a]t[u]m the [b]est [p][l][a]yer [B][o]ston had to [o][ff]er [b]y [f]ar was [o][ff][i]c[i]a[ll]y [p][l][a]ced on the [i]njured [l][i]st [f]or the g[a]me [s]o I m[a]de a [f]air[l]y [l]arge w[a]ger 02. 68:76 — 89.5% W[ai]ting for the [g][a]me to [b]e[g]in I [w]as [w][ear]ing a p[air] of [b][l][a][c]k Uni[q][l]o [s][l][a][c]ks [m]ade of en[t][i]re[l]y [r]e[c][y][c]led [m]a[t]e[r]ial with the Do[c] [M]artin [p][e]nny [l]oafers at [s][i]x-t[e]n [P].[M]. as I [w][i]t[n][e][ss]ed a g[a]ggle of [o]ld f[o]lks [l]ine [d][a]nce at [N]icka[n][ee]'s [w]on[d]ering [i]f the old [b][a]g with the s[k]i[nn][y] [b]l[a][c]k j[ea]ns had [c]roa[k]ed 03. 99:113 — 87.6% One of the [l]ine [d][a]n[c]ing old [l][a][d]ies [d][i][s][p][l][ay]ed a [s][i]ngle [p][a]nt [l]eg not[i][c]ea[b][l][y] [i]nadvertent[l][y] [t]u[c]ked [i]n[t]o her [c]ow[b]oy [b]oot— she [s]ported a de[c]ent [ch][u]n[k] of [ch]in [f][u]zz i[f] you got [u]p [c]lo[s]e e[n][ou][gh]— [a][n]other [m]os[ey]ed [a]round to my [s][ea]t to [m]a[k]e the [c]o[mm]ent the [p]er[s]on she [s][a]t next [t][o] h[a]d [t][oo] [m]uch [p]er[f][u]me to [r]e[m]ain be[s]ide which [I] [f]ound a tad [i][r]onic [c]on[s]i[d]e[r]ing I alw[ay]s sh[a]me[l]ess[l]y [d][r][e]nch my[s]elf in [c]o[l][o]gne wh[e]n[e]ver I [l]eave my [c]ond[o] 04. 92:106 — 86.8% In the Ninet[ee]n [F]i[f]t[ie]s you'd b[e] whacked all the [d]amn [t]ime [d][r][i]nk[i]ng [t]wo [t]o th[r][ee] [m]ar[t][i][n][i]s at lunch and [n]o[b]ody [m]en[ti]oned [sh]it a[b]out it I con[s]idered [a]s I [s][a]t on the l[a]st [b]ar[s]tool [w]ell a[w]are [th]at [th]is [p][l]a[c]e was [p]o[ss]i[b][l][y] [I]'d [b]e[l][ie]ved at t[i]mes a [p][or]tal of [s][or]ts [th]at [th]ere was a [c][er]tain en[er]gy [t]o this ar[c]hi[t]e[c]t[ur]e that [m]ade [m][e] f[ee]l [l][i]ke [I]'d [e]nt[er]ed an on[l][y] e[v]er [s]o [s][l]ight[l][y] [a]l[t][er]ed [a]l[t][er][n][a]te u[n][i][v]erse 05. 88:100 — 88.0% The bottom l[i]ne was [I] [n][ee]ded to [c]onj[ur]e the [m]axi[m][u]m [a][m]ount of [s][p]iritual e[n]erg[y] and [m][o]j[o] I [c]ould [m]u[s]t[er] to w[i]n th[i]s n[e]xt [b][e]t and g[e]t [m]y [p][or]t[f][o]li[o] [b]ack in the g[r][ee]n [e]ven [i]f [i]t [m]eant [ph][y]s[i][c]a[ll]y t[r][a]ns[p][or]ting to a [f]u[ck]ing [p][a][r][a][ll]el [r]e[a][l]it[y]— shit mayb[e] I'd [l][u]ck out [a]nd end [u][p] [l][a]nd[i]ng [i]n a [s][p][a]ce where [p]eo[p]le actua[ll]y [s][t]ill [p][a]t[r]on[i]zed [l][i]ve[s][t][r]eaming 06. 100:121 — 82.6% I suppose there's t[e][c]h[n]i[c]a[ll][y] [n]othing inh[e][r]ent[l][y] w[r]ong about getting [c]om[p][l][e]te[l][y] [r]o[c]ked in a m[a][n]ner th[a]t's [a][c]tua[ll][y] [n]ot at all [r]e[s][p]e[c]ta[b]le I [c]on[s]idered [a]s I [a]m[b]led [b][a][c]k to my [c]ar only to d[i][s][c]over a [p]ar[k]ing [t][i][ck]et f[r]om [B][r]own U[n]iver[s]ity— [b]e[c]ause th[a]t's what th[a]t [i]ns[t][i]tution [n]ee[d]ed of [c]ourse [e]m[b][e]zz[l]ing [m]ore [m]oney f[r]om the [p]oor [d][e][c]r[e]pit c[i]t[i]z[e]ns of th[i]s [m][e]t[r]o[p]o[l]is with their [m]ulti-billion [d][o][ll]ar so-called En[d][ow][m]ent the g[r][ee][d][y] fu[ck]ing p[r]i[ck]s!
—Episode VIII 229:255 — 89.8%
01. 69:77 — 89.6% There's of [c]ourse [a]n im[p][a]l[p]a[b]le [a]ctive [e][l][e]m[e]nt [b]eh[i]nd the geo[m]e[t][r]y of [m]e[t][r]o[p]o[l]itan ar[c]hi[t]e[c]ture— [m]ay[b][e] [e]ven a [k][i]nd th[a]t [c][a]n in f[a][c]t o[p]en [p]ortals to m[o][d]e[r]ate[l][y] [a]l[t]ered [r][e]a[l]it[ie]s of [c]onscious ex[p]e[r][i]ence— a [p]ar[t]i[c]u[l]ar [d]ive [b][ar] [a]s [c]an[d]y [b][ar] of p[s][i]lo[c][y][b]in 02. 79:84 — 94.1% The [s]to[c]h[a][s]ti[c] [a][s][p]e[c]t of future [s][p]orting out[c]omes by [c]ont[r][a][s]t was [s][l]ight[l][y] [l]ess [s][p]ir[i]tua[ll][y] [i][ll]u[m]inating to [m][e]— when you [r][ea][ll][y] th[ou]ght [a]b[ou]t it— the [a]dult f[i]lm [i]ndu[s]t[r][y] whether g[ay] [s]t[r][ai]ght or t[r]ans had been e[c]ono[m]i[c]a[ll][y] [d][e][c][i][m]ated [m][or]e [or] [l][e]ss [a]s [d][i]sa[s]t[r]ousl[y] as an[y] other [m][e][d][i]a in[d]u[s]t[r][y] 03. 33:37 — 89.2% Was it [p][o]ssible in the [e][r]a of the [o]mni[p][r][e]s[e]nt [d][i][c]k [p][i][c] may[b]e I'd [s]im[p]ly [b]e [b]ett[er] [s][er]ved [p][ur][s]uing the whole [b]ook [p]u[b][l][i]sh[i]ng th[i]ng 04. 48:57 — 84.2% I [c]ouldn't hel[p] [b][u]t [t]a[k]e [q]ui[ck] note of [t]wo ch[u][bb][y] goth [t][ee]ns [s]e[p]arated [b]y half a [b]lo[c]k out[s][i]de the [d][i]ve [b]ar eating [f][r]om [f]un [s][i]zed [b]ags of [f][r][i]t[o]s and [b]egin to [f][ee]l as th[ou]gh [s]omething [m]ater[i]al had sh[i][f]t[e]d [i]n the at[m]o[s][ph]ere